Sorry I haven't updated in so long. My waking hours have been consumed mostly becoming further entangled within a sure-to-fail imitation crab-meat smuggling scheme.
I had offshore connects through my Russian friend, Vlad, and they were importing ungodly amounts of imitation crab meat but had nowhere to store it. I have been involved in helping them acquire fake boat docking lisences and rental trucks to move the meat to safe houses.
The transport and distribution center is more or less located in my basement.
Day and night my house is abuzz with Russian gang members involved in a complicated and shoddy, $16 million dollar operation.
I am being kept well fed and happy for my contributions to the organization.
I have the RIGHT to use my house as I see fit, even if it's against the law.
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